My lips hurt real bad

I have lost my chapstick and it is a tragedy indeed. My lips cannot take the separation and I am miserable. If you think I'm exaggerating at all, think again! I am so serious about this. I have been trying to devise a plan for getting more chapstick, but Aidan is napping and I don't want to wake him and drive around with a fussy baby...even in my current desperate state.