I hope this never happens again

Today, while I was nursing Aidan, a spider crawled down my neck and into my shirt. I calmly tried to kill it/catch it, while still nursing the baby. I couldn't tell if I had been successful, so I set Aidan down and started shaking my shirt. This resulted in a screaming baby and a very anxious mother. The spider fell out and is now in spider heaven. Aidan resumed eating and was happy. The End.