So He Says....

Me: "Which stamp do you want me to do?"
Aidan: "You can do the old one, cause you're old."

Aidan grabbing my bra and holding it up to himself:
"I'm going to be a mother and put this on my boobs."

Mita (Seth's mom): "He likes ice and salt. He has my genes."
Aidan: "You like ice and salt on your jeans?"

Hearing the ice maker in the fridge:
Aidan: "What's that?"
Me: "The ice maker."
Aidan: "Oh...it's dancing?"

"This is my wand. It tects (protects) me from the bugs." (Holding out some long wooden object)

Me: "Aidan, do you need a punishment?"
Aidan: "I want to eat a mint!"

"I'm being so fankful (thankful)." (Says this while hugging himself)